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We exist to prove life’s too short for boring mugs, mouse pads, phone cases, puzzles, and whatever else you put in your hands. Every product is a protest, every design a punchline—Leo turns everyday stuff into statement gear.

Shop by HAIKU

Welcome to Shop by Haiku—because why settle for bland merch when you can immortalize political absurdity in 17 syllables? Pick your favorite haiku to be displayed on our 12 oz Latte Mug with a standard Leo design. Buy 2 or 4 or more, each with a bit of Leo's attitude proudly displayed.

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Any Haiku on a 12 oz Latte Mug!

Sip with satire: 12 oz latte mugs featuring Leo’s sharp, anti‑MAGA haikus. Choose your favorite political punchline and turn every coffee break into a statement.

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Leo's Med Bed Haiku

Step right up to Leo’s miracle Med Bed—where science fiction meets late-night infomercial. Forget FDA approval, forget common sense—this haiku-powered contraption promises rejuvenation, revelation, and maybe a side of delusion. Immortal vibes in 17 syllables, printed on mugs, puzzles, and mouse pads, because nothing says ‘cutting-edge healing technology’ like sipping lukewarm coffee from a novelty cup. Warning: results may vary, but the snark is guaranteed.

 

Leo's Quiet Piggy Haiku

Inspired by that unforgettable moment when Trump told a reporter ‘Quiet Piggy,’ this collection turns political absurdity into everyday accessories.

Sip your coffee from a mug that squeals with satire, piece together the puzzle of power one jigsaw at a time, or glide your mouse across a pad that oinks back at the news cycle. It’s not just merch—it’s a reminder that sometimes the loudest headlines deserve the snarkiest haikus.

Leo's Ornate Bathroom Haiku

Step aside, history—make room for marble countertops and taxpayer‑funded toilet upgrades. The Lincoln Bathroom remodel is less about honoring Abe and more about gilding the porcelain throne. This collection turns that renovation fiasco into satire you can sip, click, or piece together. Mugs, puzzles, mouse pads—because if the White House can flush tradition, you can flush your coffee with a smirk.

Because nothing says fiscal responsibility like tossing billions at Argentina while potholes back home multiply. This collection immortalizes the bailout plan in 17 syllables of pure snark—etched onto mugs, puzzles, and mouse pads so you can sip, click, and piece together the absurdity. It’s satire for the economically bewildered: poetry that laughs at the rescue while your wallet cries.

Leo's Paw-picked Favorites!

Why settle for bland when your desk can throw shade in 17 syllables? These mugs and mouse pads don’t just hold coffee or guide your cursor — they deliver Leo’s sharpest haiku burns straight to your workspace. Warning: may cause spontaneous smirks during Zoom calls.

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NEW Products!

Fresh off the press and hotter than today’s headlines—Leo’s new products are here to stir the pot. From phone cases to mugs, puzzles to pads, every drop is a satirical mic‑drop wrapped in everyday gear. Bold designs, sharper punchlines, and zero tolerance for boring—this collection proves new isn’t just different, it’s disruptive.

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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition

Leo's Haiku Gift Card

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If your order arrives broken, incorrect, or not at all, just let us know at Leoshaiku.com. We'll replace the product or refund your money. See our Return Policy for specifics!

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