Zen Pup
Not So Much
The Legend of Leo
Leo wasn’t born enlightened. He started out like any pup — chasing his tail, barking at the mailman, and treating the recycling bin like a sworn enemy. But while other dogs grew out of their puppy phase, Leo grew into something sharper.
He watched humans argue about politics like it was a sport, all bark and no ball. He saw leaders strut like alpha dogs, only to trip over their own leashes. He listened to endless debates where everyone barked at once and nobody sniffed the facts.
Oh the frustration at being unable to speak! That's when Leo realized he could scratch out haiku to express his opinions!
Now he’s the dog with a little bite for political nonsense. Not mean, not cruel — just sharp enough to remind everyone that common sense still has teeth and can bite you in just 17 syllables!
At LEOSHAIKU.COM, you will find political satire, in Haiku form, displayed on a variety of print-on-demand products such as mugs and mouse pads. Perfect for gift giving but be aware. These anti-MAGA Haiku offerings are intended to spark everything from eye rolls to intense discussions. They are intended as social commentary, pointing out the ironies and incongruities of the times we live in. What better way is there to expose these truths than through short-form poetry?
We exist to prove that life’s too short for boring mugs and mouse pads. If it doesn’t make you laugh, smirk, or spit out your coffee, it doesn’t make the cut.
Featured products
Leo's Paw-picked Favorites!
Why settle for bland when your desk can throw shade in 17 syllables? These mugs and mouse pads don’t just hold coffee or guide your cursor — they deliver Leo’s sharpest haiku burns straight to your workspace. Warning: may cause spontaneous smirks during Zoom calls.
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Leo's Med Bed Mug
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Leo's Climate Haiku Mug
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Leo's AR15 Haiku Mug
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Leo's Med Bed Mouse pad
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