Haiku for Those Who See Through the Nonsense

Short. Sharp. Politically Charged. Exactly how commentary should be.

Meet Leo. Founder. Poet. Social Critic. Poodle

Leo built this brand on a simple belief:
If the world insists on being ridiculous, someone should at least write poetry about it.
He reviews every haiku personally, usually while judging the news and demanding treats.

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A white ceramic mug printed with a background of pink and valentine hearts is displayed in a Valentine-themed backdrop of flowers and candy. Handle on the left. The haiku reads Hearts dodge all the spin, Tired of the circus and noise, Haiku tells the truth. Underneath it says leoshaiku.com

Shop Leo's "Love for Modern Times" Collection

For the ones who doom‑scroll beside you, laugh with you in the dark, and pull you back when the headlines get too heavy. This collection is a soft landing disguised as a Valentine — a mug for the late‑night spirals, a candle for the quiet resets, and a sticker that says “I see you, I’ve got you, let’s keep going.

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Prefer your romance with a little bite? Check out the Sweet 16 Collection

This trio isn’t here to flirt — it’s here to clarify. The Sweet 16 Collection pairs a deceptively sugary aesthetic with a haiku that winks at the cultural rot beneath the surface. Each piece — the mug, the kiss‑cut sticker, and the candle — delivers the same razor‑edged message in a different medium, letting you choose your level of subtlety… or stack all three for maximum impact.

Soft colors. Sharp satire. Peak Leo’s Haiku.

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The 12 oz Latte Mug

The vessel for people who like their coffee hot and their satire hotter. Every Haiku. One Mug. Zero Tolerance for Nonsense.
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Fresh From Leo's Pen

Fresh off the press and hotter than today’s headlines—Leo’s new products are here to stir the pot. Every drop is a satirical mic‑drop wrapped in everyday gear. Bold designs, sharper punchlines. This collection proves new isn’t just different, it’s disruptive.

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Why settle for bland when your desk can throw shade in 17 syllables? These mugs and mouse pads don’t just hold coffee or guide your cursor — they deliver Leo’s sharpest haiku burns straight to your workspace. Warning: may cause spontaneous smirks during Zoom calls.

Now on totes, phone cases and candles too!

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Leo Insists on High Standards

Stuff happens. And if it happens to you, if your order arrives broken, incorrect, or not at all, Leo insists we fix it immediately. Just let us know at leoshaiku@gmail.com. We'll replace the product or refund your money. See our Return Policy for specifics!

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